Category Archives: Rubbish Christmas

First Prize: A tomato ketchup container shaped like a tomato. Two Runners-Up Prizes: Special Poundland® tokens, entitling the recipient to purchase any item on sale in the store. Please submit your entries using the comments box below. The winners will … Continue reading →

Think we’re up to no 10, not sure. Anyway, looking for something toylike for Big. I’ve got her something to wear (or at least, I will have when I make it!) and something to watch. But I wanted to get … Continue reading →

The guardian’s nicked our idea! Comment is free: The emperor’s new clothes tagline reads: A knitting pattern for a penguin’s jumper is a rubbish Christmas present – and it fails to address the real problems facing these birds.

A follow on, having been prompted to visit the alumni section of Aston University’s web site, I stumbled across the gifte shoppe. This is full of tragic stuff – I mean, why would want the university scarf while you are … Continue reading →

Business Bib I suppose I will stop laughing eventually….

(With thanks to The Register for the tip off)     “NEW & EXCLUSIVE to Medionshop in the UK! This beautiful notebook comes in a subtle pink and is studded with over 300 Swarovski pink and clear crystals. Not only … Continue reading →

(Rubbish Clothes) A long time ago, Mr Levi started making work wear called jeans. He put a little label on the outside (and a rivet in the crotch). It was good work wear and very successful. Some time in the … Continue reading →

(rubbish presents for rubbish people) “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! “Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo … Continue reading →

(Things that look like other things) Some of you are probably thinking, “but I would love a guitar for Christmas”. Well wish on, because this is not guitar, it is a really nasty, nasty telephone.   Another phone. Anyone fancy … Continue reading →

You just have to ask why. from lidl, just in case you actually want one.

I mean, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone think that was a good idea?   But hold on, it gets worse. In my view, anyone insane enough to attach a tree to their mobile phone deserves to … Continue reading →

I think I am going to buy a few of these, and see how many people I can get to make themselves look utterly ridiculous by trying them on. I mean a Petzl head torch is one thing, but a … Continue reading →