An ecstatic Rubbish Christmas Grand Champion Jan receives her treasured prize the Limited Edition Special Pack tomato shaped tomato sauce bottle.
I’ve got two more prizes to hand out to runners-up Lin and Alison, I bet they can’t wait to get their hands on those Poundland tokens. Will I be seeing both of you? Or should [...]
First Prize: A tomato ketchup container shaped like a tomato.
Two Runners-Up Prizes: Special Poundland® tokens, entitling the recipient to purchase any item on sale in the store.
Please submit your entries using the comments box below. The winners will be the givers or recipients of the presents judged most rubbish by me. My decision is final, [...]
Think we’re up to no 10, not sure.
Anyway, looking for something toylike for Big. I’ve got her something to wear (or at least, I will have when I make it!) and something to watch. But I wanted to get her a toy - she’s a child, children should have toys. Browsing the [...]
The guardian’s nicked our idea!
Comment is free: The emperor’s new clothes
tagline reads:
A knitting pattern for a penguin’s jumper is a rubbish Christmas present - and it fails to address the real problems facing these birds.
A follow on, having been prompted to visit the alumni section of Aston University’s web site, I stumbled across the gifte shoppe. This is full of tragic stuff - I mean, why would want the university scarf while you are a student, let alone want to buy one after you have left?
But Aston’s alumni shop [...]
Business Bib
I suppose I will stop laughing eventually….
(With thanks to The Register for the tip off)
“NEW & EXCLUSIVE to Medionshop in the UK! This beautiful notebook comes in a subtle pink and is studded with over 300 Swarovski pink and clear crystals. Not only is it good looking but it is fully loaded with an Intel Centrino® Duo 1.73GHz processor, 1024MB memory, [...]
(Rubbish Clothes)
A long time ago, Mr Levi started making work wear called jeans. He put a little label on the outside (and a rivet in the crotch). It was good work wear and very successful. Some time in the 1950s people decide that it was comfortable to wear (without the rivet in the crotch, by [...]
(rubbish presents for rubbish people)
“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars”.
Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy - too bloody right.
Tesco are still [...]
(Things that look like other things)
Some of you are probably thinking, “but I would love a guitar for Christmas”. Well wish on, because this is not guitar, it is a really nasty, nasty telephone.
Another phone. Anyone fancy sitting in the office holding a toy car to their head? No? If you want a fancy phone, [...]
You just have to ask why.
from lidl, just in case you actually want one.
I mean, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone think that was a good idea?
But hold on, it gets worse.
In my view, anyone insane enough to attach a tree to their mobile phone deserves to get banged on the side of the head with a tree. But a bloody great big one.
I think I am going to buy a few of these, and see how many people I can get to make themselves look utterly ridiculous by trying them on.
I mean a Petzl head torch is one thing, but a Maglite stuck in a headband?
Don’t think I know anyone who can affect a vacuous grin like [...]