Still Hurting. Now With Added Levitation

Another estate agent’s gem.

In addition to the oak doors with chrome furniture, which are standard throughout the property, there are also chrome switches and sockets, and flooring throughout.

Flooring! That’s useful.

And, in the same property there is “upgraded pottery “. . . . ???

Elsewhere:

“A substantial 4/5 bedroom detached property offering plenty of flexible accommodation” …. A rubber house! Just what I’ve always wanted.

This entry was written by Tim, posted on Fri Apr 11 2008 at 21:51, filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

3 Comments

  1. HelenHaricot
    Posted Fri Apr 11 2008 at 22:29 | Permalink

    giggle, estate agents, how good someone write this gibberesh, eh tim?

  2. Sarah, Dino and Mimi
    Posted Sat Apr 12 2008 at 12:42 | Permalink

    Chrome……
    Shiiinyyyyy ……..

  3. Jan
    Posted Sun Apr 13 2008 at 7:33 | Permalink

    You may scoff, but the first house I ever went to look round was slightly deficient in the flooring department - it had been empty for a while and some vandals had been in.

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