Category: Tim
April 1st Review
My favourite: Opera Opera Software’s R&D department today announced the discovery of a new technology dubbed ‘Opera SoundWave’ – a platform-independent speech solution for short- and medium-range interpersonal communication. Based on open standards, Opera’s patent-pending P2P speech technology uses analogue signals carried through open air, enabling users to communicate in real- time without the use…
Web Ransom Letter
Nearly qualified as Daft Invention number 2. Fun Anyway Try it with “Pay up or I will return your kids”
"What has happened to parental responsibility?"
Well you’ve got to laugh really, haven’t you. Contrast this with the last few months announcements about more and more “childcare” (the important thing is for mothers to get back to work, isn’t it?). Cheeky sods!
Hairdo of the week
From Björk. Some other gems:- Briton to write Peter Pan sequel. It will presumably be called Peter Pan 2: Revenge of the Crocodile. ECU: Elite Combat Unicycle Eastern Active Technologies Where Your Last Mile Is Your Lightest Mile. You can eat you hat…as well. Also… anyone else using FireFox and experiencing browser crashes when it…
Lowest form
Is not getting sarcasm a feature of all five year olds? If not, I want to swap ours for one who gets it, or alternatively, get remedial treatment for ours. We have spent years here, honing and polishing new nadirs in the lowest form of wit, only to have them sail off into oblivion over…