Author: Tim
Hairdo of the week
From Björk. Some other gems:- Briton to write Peter Pan sequel. It will presumably be called Peter Pan 2: Revenge of the Crocodile. ECU: Elite Combat Unicycle Eastern Active Technologies Where Your Last Mile Is Your Lightest Mile. You can eat you hat…as well. Also… anyone else using FireFox and experiencing browser crashes when it…
Lowest form
Is not getting sarcasm a feature of all five year olds? If not, I want to swap ours for one who gets it, or alternatively, get remedial treatment for ours. We have spent years here, honing and polishing new nadirs in the lowest form of wit, only to have them sail off into oblivion over…
My old school
I am so proud, my old school has made it into the BBC online news. Nice to see that the pupils are Internet literate.
Bless me Father for I have Win XP
At our site you can have all of your electronic documents blessed with a blessing of your own choice, using our Holy Server. Hmm.
The name's ???
Apparently, they are looking for a new Bond. The front runner is Huge Jack, man. Or someone like that. Over at Movie Gazette , I am runnng a poll and my personal favourite for the role is doing very well, I am pleased to say.