When the toddler is quiet, be afraid. Be very afraid.
Baby lotion will remove almost everything from most surfaces, including biro from toddler faces. (See rule 1.)
Your 12 year old daughter might not think she can get sunburnt in April, but she can if her brother puts the sun lotion on her back instead of you.
[picture not included, she really wouldn’t be happy with that!]
When speaking to your utterly precise, pedantic 8 year old, don’t be surprised if you get exactly what you ask for. So if you wanted the bread for the birds to go somewhere other than on the front path, you needed to specify a location more clearly than just “outside”.
You’re the parent. It’s your fault.
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