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Once upon a time

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Jax Blunt
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I had a copy of a flowchart that said things on it “did you break it? Did anyone see you break it?” and so on. It was humorous. Can I find it online? Nope. It must exist out there – anyone know where?

In other news, I smell faintly of disinfectant 🙁 Big woke up disgustingly early this morning, and was disgusting over her bedroom floor :vomit: That was me cleaning up while Tim ran up and down the stairs fetching and carrying and sorted out Big. Then tonight I got home from work just in time to find Small being unnecessarily disgusting in the bath. He was very cross when I was cross with him too!

So it’s been a long day, and although there are many things I should be doing, what I’m actually going to do is eat some rice pudding and go to bed.

I’d be very grateful if anyone could find that flowchart though 😉

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7 responses to “Once upon a time”

  1. Joanna avatar
    Joanna

    Bill has one – he says he can probably find it! I’ll let you know. His exact quote was “How rude does she want it?”. Not for small eyes, by the sound of it!

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  2. Jax avatar
    Jax

    I remember it as being, well, direct shall we say 😉 Rude is fine! Hope he does find it.

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  3. Jan avatar
    Jan

    Hope your small people are back to normal soon. Mine were asking to see yours today, I didn’t tell them I’d turned you down yesterday, probably just as well I did though.

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  4. Joanna avatar
    Joanna

    I’ve just e-mailed the flowchart to you at a ‘dunelm’ e-mail addy which I had for you but doesn’t sound familiar. If it’s wrong, e-mail me and I’ll re-send to the right place!

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  5. t-bird avatar
    t-bird

    I think you shoudl share this flow chart you know….
    oh, and bleugh to disgusting children 🙁 hope Big feels better now.

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  6. Raymond avatar
    Raymond

    try googling for blame flowchart
    .. you get:
    http://www.kettering.edu/~jhuggins/humor/flowchart.html
    .. and the slightly ruder:
    http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html
    I can’t find a neat graphic version, though …

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  7. Jax avatar
    Jax

    I knew that programmers would know what I was talking about…

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