Category: Tim

  • The Tomorrow People

    The smalls are presently watching The Slaves Of Jedikiah. From 1973. Seems to be going down ok. Not much else to tell, really. Oh yes, Jax rammed a Merc on her way to work, fortunately it was undamaged. She is undamaged too, just shaken up and is currently in a hot bath, best place for…

  • Rubbish Christmas 2007

    A gift received on New Years Eve from Jax’s stepfather. I think this one has the lot, tasteless, ugly and lethal. Still, it’s the thought that counts… The fat bloke in the pic is also a dead ringer for said stepfather if he let his beard grow a bit. Do I win? Damn, I so…

  • Post Christmas Trip To Suffolk

    So, leaving Jax to the delights of the daily, we decamped to visit family in Suffolk. I must admit I am very surprised at how homesick I feel for the place. We ate, we drank, the smalls played with a Wii, courtesy of my niece, who has this interesting job which means that she not…

  • Rubbish Christmas 2007 – Grand Prize Announcement.

    OK. As before, presents make prizes. Courtesy of Jax’s sister Jilly. The Rubbish Christmas Awards 2007 Grand Prize is this gorgeous, stylish egg timer, with a ****ing cow on top. Remember, even if you don’t win the Grand Prize, we are offering two runners up prizes of special Poundland, buy anything in the shop, tokens.…

  • Merry Christmas

    I think Small would have been perfectly happy if he had only had the Batman pyjamas…. Jax and Big are now collaborating on a 3D jigsaw in the form of a Lego house. May take all day. But Optimash Prime went down well too.  

  • And so it begins…

    We are currently drinking the first bottle of Jax’s wine purchase for Yule. It has been something of a struggle. “How do I get the wire off?” “I can’t get the cork out!” “Man!” “Man!” But the wine is excellent… it is also 14% alcohol. We may be needing another bottle.  

  • And when is "The Great Escape" on?

    Kim Wilde & Mel Smith – Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree

  • The Story of Stuff

    The Story of Stuff Trailer More at The Story Of Stuff

  • Burglary

    How not to burgle a shop.