Author: Tim

  • Feeding Time

    Daddy, how are there two Doctor Whos?

  • Lost In Translation

    When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed. Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.” BBC You know, I have always thought having road signs…

  • Great Words

    “I encourage you all to go shopping more.” George W. Bush December 2006

  • Something New

    Recently, I posted “Oh look, someone has noticed”, remarking on how the Government has suddenly noticed that we have a problem over food security and fuel security. Today we have something new: But Mr Woolas, who became immigration minister in the reshuffle earlier this month, said: “This government isn’t going to allow the population to…

  • Persistence

    This is the second time (that I have seen) that our cat has chased this squirrel up this little tree. Sneaky little devil hid until the squirrel came back down and then chased off after it again. I think his chances of catching it are slender.

  • Parental Responsibility

    The state of Nebraska passed a law recently that allowed desperate parents to abandon their newborn babies at drop-off points in the state’s hospitals, the idea being that the parent wouldn’t face prosecution and the babies would be cared for. All 50 American states have similar laws; since Texas kicked off the project in 1999,…

  • Kerboom

    So we must break from the short termism of the past – the economic instability that has characterised the British economy not just in recent years but for most of the century. That is why I want British economic success to be built on the solid rock of prudent and consistent economic management, not the…

  • £8,333.33

    £500,000,000,000 / 60,000,000 = £8,333.33

  • Buddy, can you spare a dime?

    Once we have bailed the banks out and subbed them so they can meet their short term liabilities, they will be able to get back to their usual work of driving genuine wealth-creating businesses and hard-working people into bankruptcy because they are unable to meet their short term liabilities. These people are very possibly going…