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  • Life On Helpdesk vol 2

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    Jebs Jobs Call Center The Movie We have probably posted these somewhere before…… but they are both very good.

  • Radiation, Die, Run

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    The UN has come up with a new warning sign for radiation. Nods to The Register   Seems to go a little far, and I am wondering if other warning signs need to be redesigned to match. Here is one I thought might be good….. Warning, supermarket car park ahead.  

  • Small 3.7

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    …or thereabouts. I have just stripped Big’s latest efforts from her camera and she seems to be getting better. I liked this one of Small very much. I do think photography is a great thing for them to be doing – elements of art, science and craft all rolled into one. Aren’t digital cameras wonderful?…

  • Life On Helpdesk

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    Introducing the book

  • The Mermaid

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    Per request, here is the mermaid/kit doll, complete with sustifficate. ….and various other bits of stuff. Sorry, needlecraft is pretty much totally lost on me, the only thing I can say about crochet and sewing is that they are a lot less annoying than knitting.  

  • Blizzard

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    “A blizzard is a severe weather condition characterized by low temperatures and strong winds (greater than 35 mph) bearing a great amount of snow, either falling or blowing. ” or “A bit of snow on a slow news day” e.g. Guardian “Saturday February 10, 2007 10:08 AM Blizzard hit Britain awoke to the big thaw…

  • Model Railway Scenery

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    NSFW! (not suitable for work) These crack me up. I have been banned from putting pictures in this post, but here are the links….. Police Raid on a Brothel and Admiring the Scenery I take no responsibility, all at your own risk, don’t blame me. (with a nod to The Register) Edited to add…. Well,…

  • Intense

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    Big has “discovered” a set of Usborne How To Draw books and since they describe how to draw fairies, princesses and ballerinas, she has been working really quite hard at them. The results are rather impressive, didn’t know she could do that. 🙂  

  • Super Slim Me

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    “…Writer and TV presenter Dawn Porter is on an all-consuming mission… can she shrink from her curvy UK size 12 figure to the much touted super-skinny Hollywood zero (UK size 4)? Surviving on a diet of just 500 calories a day (a quarter of the daily recommended amount for a woman!), she hunts down the…

  • Rubbish Christmas Awards

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    IMG_2667 Originally uploaded by Scrumbledelicious. A flushed and excited Alison receives her Rubbish Christmas runner’s-up award of a Special Poundland Voucher.