Comments on: Northernness is curable

By: sally

sally — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:56:26 +0000

I hope you don’t store your sex in you hayse at all! We usually stick an f at the end of our barf actually … an elite few (eg the queen) use the extended tongue and suck the plumb so needlessly!

Round where I come from you dry yourself with a ‘tayawl’ when you get out of the ‘barf’!!!

Couldn’t help laughing about the 4 x 2 … cruel but funny!

By: Raymond Lesley

Raymond Lesley — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:04:53 +0000

That’s nothing .. a sound blow to the head can change your whole language. That is, if you believe what you read in’t papers …

NB: why is it always a “posh” accent?

By: Gill

Gill — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:37:58 +0000

Barth parth glarss? That’s bin aytin t’plums agin lad. Sex? Tha’s bin listenin to ‘t Radio 4!

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:04:35 +0000

Practice Gill, practice.

Barth.
Parth.
Glarss.
Sex.

We use sex to store hower cole, we doo not keep it in the barth.

By: Gill

Gill — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:19:55 +0000

We ‘ave social skills. We chat to us whippets all’t time. Aye.

By: Sarah, Dino and Mimi

Sarah, Dino and Mimi — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:44:08 +0000

JAX!! Duck when you get home……