"Two years for elf lingerie thief (BBC) A man who claimed he thought he was a female elf when he stole underwear from a Belfast shop at knifepoint, has been jailed for two years."
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I say, free the elf. Only people that are dangerous should be in jail. Not to mention he made us all laugh.
Hmm, not sure, he went into a shop with a knife and threatened people with it.
On balance, I think he should be locked away – either for everyone else’s safety, or his own.