Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 8

(With thanks to The Register for the tip off)

 

chav laptop

 

“NEW & EXCLUSIVE to Medionshop in the UK! This beautiful notebook comes in a subtle pink and is studded with over 300 Swarovski pink and clear crystals. Not only is it good looking but it is fully loaded with an Intel Centrino® Duo 1.73GHz processor, 1024MB memory, 100GB hard disc drive and DVD-RW. ”

 

Oh dear. Presumably comes preloaded with Windows Bling Edition.

16 Comments

  1. Chris
    Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 17:11 | Permalink

    It’s almost as bad as a Mac.

  2. Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 17:37 | Permalink

    i want one ;)

  3. Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 18:11 | Permalink

    Makes me revert to about six years old and get seized with a desire to chant in irritating sing song voice,
    “Show off, show off, pick your nose and blow off!”

    Or maybe it isn’t for show offs but is a “Laydees lap top” for Laydees a la Little Britain.

  4. Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 20:17 | Permalink

    Right, I’m getting some glitter and sequins and sticking them on my laptop ;-)

  5. Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 23:10 | Permalink

    oh my… pink…. you just can’t have enough pink you know!! On second thoughts, it’s the in ya face branding that spoils it, like the flower though (and I’ll stop now cos you already know i’m nuts!)

  6. Claire
    Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 23:15 | Permalink

    Loving the crystals….

  7. Posted Mon Nov 6 2006 at 23:20 | Permalink

    It’s to go with a flashy mobile phone.

  8. Posted Tue Nov 7 2006 at 0:09 | Permalink

    Cheers Bob, that’s volume 9 buggered. :-)

  9. Roslyn
    Posted Tue Nov 7 2006 at 8:58 | Permalink

    Now if it was a Mac, I’d get one ;-)

  10. Posted Tue Nov 7 2006 at 9:27 | Permalink

    http://www.oxfamunwrapped.com/Default.aspx

    I think this oxfam unwrapped idea is a great one for people who have everything, or people who don’t like receiving a pile of junk at christmas.

  11. Posted Tue Nov 7 2006 at 10:55 | Permalink

    Thankyou Hazel- That’s just what I needed

  12. Posted Tue Nov 7 2006 at 22:23 | Permalink

    there are a few different places that do oxfamunwrapped type things - christian aid, cafod, and also the rspb. I’ve been trying to make a collection as it’s nice to have some variety in your giving.

  13. Jax
    Posted Tue Nov 7 2006 at 22:26 | Permalink

    good idea Jan. Here’s the wwf as well

  14. Alison
    Posted Wed Nov 8 2006 at 12:26 | Permalink

    Don’t forget http://www.goodgifts.org/

  15. Jax
    Posted Wed Nov 8 2006 at 12:53 | Permalink

    Thanks Alison.

  16. Posted Fri Nov 10 2006 at 17:09 | Permalink

    You could give it to me, I wouldn’t mind.

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